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81.36 % / 1636 votes. You're so old that you voted for god. Yo mama's so old, she drove a chariot to high school.

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I'm so old they've cancelled my blood type. What's the biggest scam in life that no one wants to admit? I asked my teenage niece to go get me a newspaper, she laughed at me and said oh uncle , you're so old.

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81.10 % / 1007 votes. You must have had an adventurous life!”. Our old fart jokes and you know you're getting old when cards are so funny, in fact, that they never get old.

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You’re so old that your back goes out more than you do. I’m not going to make any age jokes because i genuinely feel bad about how old you are. And that’s exactly what we like about.